About the Token

MCP CA: 0x56E9A02dFF3D6E88e882b8D4E7ce1E0CFCBa6a63

In the year 2012 Ronald McDonald attended a Buddhist tantric sex retreat in Crestone, Colorado. There he and the Dalai Llama had ritualistic sex with a penguin. Except Ronald could not withhold his kundalini spirit so he ended up having an abomination of a child. No one could look his child in the eye lest their hair turn red and their bunghole fallout like a turtle's head. Ronald was ashamed of this and locked his child away until years later he broke out thanks to Ronald Reagan’s astrologer who used her magic dildo to reproach the child’s volatile nature. After curing and naming him McPeng, in honor of the man she said would save the world “Luca”, she predicted he would release Saturn’s prophecy upon the world and allow for a new era of unhinged gluttony through a special partnership. Inspired with this confidence, McPeng started the competitor chain McPengu. At first it was tough, but things truly took hold when McPeng delivered the prophecy to all. The first tenet is that the gods insisted all enjoyoors have a way to spread the Love of milkshakes, fries, and burgers uninterrupted by any demons of Luca… Food for all (the first tenet give direction and strength)! The next shows that Ronald Reagan’s involvement was no coincidence. The Reagan’s have been instrumental in spreading unconditional Love with free burgers and fries if you're sexy. This is an inspiration for all, that the value circle will forever continue (the second tenet inspiring gifting that will always give back). Finally, Nancy Reagan’s Pet weiner dog delivered the final tenet when it ate a McDonald's cheeseburger and had a turd that had the splitting image of McPeng. Thus proving that there will be a symbiosis of the old with the new, Ronald McDonald will convene and partner with his son (the third tenet brings optimism and continuity). These tenets are called the McFart by the egregore for the cloud of control that will not leave any corner on Earth untouched by McPeng from McPengus. However,this prophecy is publicly called the Truth which inspired several of Tony Robbin’s books, in fact ‘Awaken the Giant from Within’ is referencing the big dick energy that McPeng is going to manifest across Abstract first, then the whole of the Earth!